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Send me a cup of coffee.

  • Espresso:

    Describe your usual morning routine.

  • Decaf:

    Impersonate one of your friends.

  • Macchiato:

    Name two things you think go well together and why.

  • Latte:

    List three aspects of your personality that you love.

  • Flat White:

    Confess the most recent crime you committed.

  • Iced:

    Make the weirdest face you can.

  • Cappuccino:

    Describe your ideal wedding.

  • Drip:

    Post a photo of a stuffed animal you own.

  • Mocha:

    Name one of your guilty pleasures.

  • Doppio:

    List two of your dream travel locations and why.

  • Black:

    Recall the worst insult you've ever received.

  • Americano:

    Post a photo of your favorite outfit.

  • Kopi:

    Describe an incident when you tried something new.

So I had a set of fake plastic nails on before I got back to school and one of the RAs I work with really loves having his hair played with and head and back scratched. You can all imagine how my weekend was spent. Then another RA was getting annoyed that I wouldn’t scratch his head. While I was scratching one’s head in my lap, the other would try to push the other’s head out of the way over and over again until I said, “It looks like you’re both trying to suck my dick at the same time.”

And we all lost our fucking shit.

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